Ayee this is my blog.

These are things I like.
Things I hope to do when I grow up.
Things I think are cool.
Things that are funny.

Hope you enjoy. California. 15. Arctic Monkeys.

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

(Source: franklotions, via orgasm)

deepwithinthedeadliestdarkness:

equalistsfuckshitup:

story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says 

‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’

and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’

and she just stared at me for a moment and said 

‘oh ok. ‘

and we just continued watching 

and thats how i came out to my mother

Fucking A Star.

(via guy)

somnifik:

"be yourself"

what even is that?

(via lubricates)

beerito:

follow for more complaining

(Source: sonicroft, via orgasm)

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(via lubricates)

nue:

please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening

(via extremingly)

nicoleohoh:

im in one of those ‘cuddle up with someone and watch a lame movie while i kiss their neck and casually take off their pants’ mood

(via givingblowjobs)

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless, via gnarly)

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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(via bastille)

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