Ayee this is my blog.

These are things I like.
Things I hope to do when I grow up.
Things I think are cool.
Things that are funny.

Hope you enjoy. California. 15. Arctic Monkeys.


urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

(Source: franklotions, via orgasm)



story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says 

‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’

and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’

and she just stared at me for a moment and said 

‘oh ok. ‘

and we just continued watching 

and thats how i came out to my mother

Fucking A Star.

(via guy)


"be yourself"

what even is that?

(via lubricates)


follow for more complaining

(Source: sonicroft, via orgasm)


If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(via lubricates)


please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening

(via extremingly)


im in one of those ‘cuddle up with someone and watch a lame movie while i kiss their neck and casually take off their pants’ mood

(via givingblowjobs)



*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless, via gnarly)


"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"


(via bastille)

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